A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Feminism.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Anti Joke

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