what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Anti Joke

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