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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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