Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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