- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Pickles are powerful

This is a joke.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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