- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

they told me not to write here but i did

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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