Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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