- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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