Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What is more worse than death? Death

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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