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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What comes after 69? 70

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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