Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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