there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

women's rights

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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