Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

kennah campion when she talks

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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