Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What comes after 69? 70

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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