- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

don't just stand there

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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