Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

What did the teacher do? He taught.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Baby Seal walks into a club.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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