A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Kys

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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AIDS

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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