- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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