How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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