- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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