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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

rose are red violets should be purple

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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