why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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