- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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