roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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