- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

A black man has a job.

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