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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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