Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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