- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

if you don't like this you're gay

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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