- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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