Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Anti Joke

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