- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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