how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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