- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

The truth is he loves her!!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

82

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??