- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Velcro. What a rip off.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Ben Affleck

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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