- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Your sex life.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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