- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Your sex life.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Knock Knock. Shut up.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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