- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say? Im old

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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