Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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My mum is called Steve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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