I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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^ That's not even funny ^

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Racial Equality

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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