- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

women's rights.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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