Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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wenis

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Anti Joke

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