Dyslexics are teople poo

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

The chicken crossed the road.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

i committed murder

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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