- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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