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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

autistic kids rock

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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