Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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i like turtles

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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