Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Granny porn!

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Anti Joke

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