- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

The chicken crossed the road.

Why? Why not?

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Amazing

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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