What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What do you call your mom? Mom

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Jews

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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