What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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