- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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