A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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