how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Abortion.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

The holocaust

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

read me write me

What is older than history?

XD Jackass.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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