Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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