What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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