How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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woman's rights

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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