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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why? Why not?

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Amazing

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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