What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

[Set up] [No punch line]

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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