- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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