roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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#Hanging Degus

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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