How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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