What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

I enjoy Popcorn

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

gingers

No your aunties a joke

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Penis

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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