What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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belly button

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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first

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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