- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Neil Lewis

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

What did the teacher do? He taught.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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