- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Why didn't he finish his

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

The chicken crossed the road.

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