1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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