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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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