- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

don't just stand there

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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