what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Fat people

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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