Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

"hey do you know the date" "58"

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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