Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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