whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Why? Why not?

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Amazing

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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