Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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HELLO EVERYONE

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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I went to work today....

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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