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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

I love you

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

I read the terms of service.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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