What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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