whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why? Why not?

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Amazing

The chicken crossed the road.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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