Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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it's funny because it's funny

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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my egg roll

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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