- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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