- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

why did the zebra cross the road?

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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