- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

a chinese man pays the full price

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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