- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Diarrhea

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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