- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

You're welcome. On to the next house.

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

your so fat. your fat!

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