- Anti Joke

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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