What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Get up Look in the mirror

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

HURT

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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