A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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9/11

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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