Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

I need to start studying.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Has u seen my grammar?

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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