- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

8===D

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Your mother just died.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??