What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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