- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

they told me not to write here but i did

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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