- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Donald Trump.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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