Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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