Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Women's rights

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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