- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

they told me not to write here but i did

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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