"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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dead dibbs

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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