- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

whats brown and booky a book.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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