- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

your mum

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Sloths

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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