- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

they told me not to write here but i did

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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