- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

here's a joke... the american education society

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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