Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Anti Joke

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