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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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