Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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