Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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