I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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