- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

make me a sandwich! what kind?

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Knock knock. Its open.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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